Cheap Holidays to Malaysia

My Facebook friend from the USA told me the story
of how she had always wanted to go for a summer vacation
in Asia.

And her only criteria was that the vacation had to be
cheap and affordable, whereby she could experience all
the different cultures at minimum costs,

After doing her research on the various Asia travel blogs
and Asian vacation forums, she shortlisted her travel
destinations to only Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore and
Indonesia.

Considering other factors like the availability of cheap
airlines and low-cost flights, affordable hotels and accomodation,
interesting tourist resorts, exotic tourist attractions, etc
she then narrowed her choice to Malaysia.

She then finetuned her research, by doing a Google
search on these keywords :

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She also did a Yahoo-search on the following :

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Having done a general search on Malaysia.
she then looked for hotel accomodation instead,
by searching for :

Malaysia deals
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Kuala Lumpur hotels
Penang hotels
Melaka hotels
Langkawi hotels
Kuching hotels
Kota Kinabalu hotels

..... after spending days trying to find out more
about how to plan her vacation in Malaysia, she then
sent me an email detailing her plans.

And I replied back ...... my dear friend, everything is
on the house ..... you can stay with me, and I will be
your Malaysian tourist guide .... showing you the
warm Malaysian hospitability ..... and bringing you
to all the various tourist spots in erotic Malaysia .....